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...ask... The Green Ranter
You are standing at the threshold of the secret den of the elusive, reclusive, thoroughly bemusive GREEN RANTER. Enter ONLY if thou so choosive!
BE ADMITTED IF YOU DARE!
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And don’t forget to bring your most difficult Bible-related question. If we get a real “doozie,” and we can keep his attention long enough, we’ll ask the “Green Ranter” to address the matter. He will be appreciative of your communication, since he is at his most “lucid,” and is only allowed out of his padded cell, for Bible studies! Interesting questions & answers will definitely be posted for public viewing!
Green Ranter says, “Bring ‘em on!” “I’ll deal with the questions that no one else will touch with a ten foot pole!” (Editors note: All questions are asked at your own risk; management will assume no responsibility whatever for sides split from laughing, or for any injuries incurred while swallowing pride.)
Ps. The “Green Ranter” (not his real name of course, we wish to protect the innocent) has just declared that he is available for adoption. Interested parties may send a resumé to our postal address. Be forewarned though, he eats only strictly Israelite kosher, and lots of it, and goes through a lot of rather expensive Bibles. Must provide own padded cell.
See other “Green Ranter” questions and answers!
Currently ranting on the topics of:
fire on sabbath? plural marriage?
last supper “bread”?
fringes – tsitsith?
allegiance?
between the two evenings?
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